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08:19 pm
[Link] | Im updating, im in college now and i already did the stand up thing, it was awesome. Other than that im chillin in vermillion and going to classes occasionally. i flipped out on a pro lifer today, because people that are pro life, are ignorant.
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01:44 am
[Link] | Im updating for the first time in a long time. Cause im bored and its almost 2 and im at mikes house doing nothing. So....miss me? prolly not. umm i graduate in like a week and im pretty pumped for that. and then i move to minneapolis in like a month for like 3 weeks...so im pretty pumped for that. and then i go to college and play halo all day long...so im pretty pumped for that. so i guess u could say im pretty pumped. hit me back just to chat your bigest fan this is edward
Current Mood:  awake
Current Music: the sound of mikes basement
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03:51 pm
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COMMENT IS THIS FUNNY AT ALL??????
What if tomorrow we all woke up and were different people. What kind of person would you become. I personally would go down the never ending road of adult illiteracy. Think about that shit for just a second. You wake up in the morning and u turn on the tv and cnn is doing a story on the football game the day before, or something like that, just something really fucking benign. But at the bottom of the screen, theres the little fucking ticker. Now we all know that if ur watching some shit like that, your always reading the ticker and the ticker is always just some horrible shit. Like terrorists have taken over the building you work at and they’re blowing the heads off of your co-workers on tape. Now that ticker is obviously the most depressing thing known to man because when is the last time you read like, “there giving away free hundred dollars bills down at the dmv today” no, it’s always “ CNN minnesota man kills wife and 4 kids full story at ten CNN” now being illiterate eliminates the pesky problem. You go to your job that…apparently doesn’t require the skill of reading and writing, so maybe one of those fuckers down at the local cd shop that cant spell fog hat, but make more money than me. You go down to your job completely oblivious of wat horrible things are going on in the world and just assume that the biggest news story of the day is the football game from the day before. I wanna be that guy. I wanna be the guy that you see drinking out of the water fountain and you say to your spouse, “that poor son of a bitch, give him a dollar honey…he can’t read.” In a way I wish I would have really killed my first grade teacher like I’d planned and I wouldn’t be in the mess I am today. I would have stayed home all day and watched soap operas while my mother ironed my other pair of sweat pants and made macoroni and cheese until my face fucking fell off. I would have never made that fucking alphabet book with the big airplane on front. I would have BEEN something. Oh god that fucking alphabet book. Does everyone have to make one of those or was it just me and the other assholes in my first grade class. I remember, when I made mine, my mom didn’t have any actual white clean paper, so I had to write it on the back of bingo paper, my mom worked down at the church and had extra bingo paper just lying around. So I sat down at the table in the dinning room and I made the best fucking alphabet book anyone has ever seen. I had like all the details on the airplane and my banana was half peeled and every letter looked like a fucking calligrapher took an hour and a half on it. I get it all nice and neat and staple it together and I go to school the next day and I sit down in my little desk and I’m sitting there just basking in the glory of the perfect alphabet book. When this girl erin walks up and shes half flirting with me, I was a real player in elementary school, she walks up and asks if I want to trade and look at hers while she looks at mine. Naturally I squeek at “yea that would be awesome” or some lame shit like that and we trade and I’m looking at hers thinking to myself “jesus is this girl epileptic? I can’t tell if that a is supposed to be upside down or not” when all of the sudden she looks up at me and says “this is on the back of bingo paper! This is garbag!” and promptly tosses my alphabet book squarley in the trash. As I’m staring at her in utter amazement, I’m thinking of how many ways I can break each and every finger on her hand. I mean I’m fucking pissed as a 7 year old gets and then I just start to cry and run out of the room. Whereupon I’m beaten for leaving the room without being dismissed, this was a catholic school, and told that since my alphabet book has been crumpled up and has chunks of my teachers breakfast burrito on it, that I will have one extra night to finish my alphabet book….man I got hit a lot when I was a kid. Never by my parents, but my brother obviously thought I wasn’t made out of watever the fuck he thought he was made out of, because he would use anything I mean fucking anything the hit me with.
Current Mood:  accomplished
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11:08 pm
[Link] | TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT CLAK CLAK BIZZZZZZNAP
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: ambulance ltd - ophelia
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09:14 am
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POOP
Wow, im soooo popular, cause im soooo cool and funny. i mean not to brag...but lets face it im at least better than all of u as people. especially the person that spelled cock with a bunch of k's. the new way to spell cock is jeremy fancher....heh. ok. so. im. uh. leavin. to go to minneapolis. so woot woot
The Squirlmastr
Current Mood:  complacent
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10:35 am
[Link] | IM UPDATING....no one notices
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12:26 pm
[Link] | everyone should listen to weezer...i feel sick, and hurled, but now i feel better and am going to michaels. katies at her game, but the next one doesn't start until 230. so i'll call her then. anyone who wants to come can call me 3765273.
Current Mood: Eh
Current Music: Weezer - Butterfly
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10:27 pm
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Oh You Know It Was Commin: Part II BIATCHH (random shit that annoys me)
Yea, so i made part one to "express myself" and yes im making fun of everyone thats reading this. Ok my part II is about how obsessed everyone is with this thing. Okay i get that its a release or watever? but go runnning, something constructive....when u have like a bunch of entries a day and they all have some sad little peice of shit like "boo boo hoo i miss him" sue me, so im insensative. this is just something where people can hide behind who they really are. i mean come on i know people that use this...and they arent the same people that they are in real life. i dont like it that people spend so much time on this, like its a hobby....if ur hobby includes writing about urself and wat u did that day...ur conceited. which brings me to my sub B part II. i hate conceited people. people that are obsessed with their own damn problems. and u know wats just a little worse than that? someone who is conceited and writes they hate conceited people. and i apologize if im one of them, but i have other things to say about it. like i had people the say they hate drama queens/kings and they themselves are drama kings and queens. i hate it when people hint that they are sad by saying like "god i shouldn't have worn make up today" we get it that u were crying...if u were really crying u wouldn't want other people to know about it because....well who wants to let others know that they cried. and then theres the whole "well this is a live journal and its spose to be about my life and if i cried that day...then im going to write about it" come on people...lets be honest live journal is just like fucking email or aim. u write about something then ur friends comment on it and u have fun with it..but the real reason? the reason i have a live journal account? the same reason every guy has a live journal account. i have a girl that i like and that girl writes about me in her live journal. there u go i let u in on a little not-so-secret. because the girls? yea they know that the guy that they like is reading it...so they put stuff that they want that guy to see in their lives journal. its basically how i got my girlfriend. im not bad mouthing it. im just saying never write anything sad about ur life in ur live journal..because other people read it and well who wants to read sad shit. especially when u have someone as insensative as me writing in one. now go buy a fucking notebook and start writing. part III will come soon
Current Mood:  annoyed
Current Music: What All The Other Teens Are Listening To
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04:26 pm
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Things That Annoy Me: Part I
Ok, so am i the only person that is laughing at all these people with their deep little tidbits that they write everywhere? like away messages or livejournal shite, or profiles, pretty much anywhere u can write a peice of shit sappy line u put it there. some people go crazy with all of this poetry/lyrics shit in their profile that im going insane. and the really sad part is? its like shallow peice of shit lyrics that dont really mean anything like britney spears or simple plan(ill get to them later). wat ever happend to the whole writing a profile like "hey my names blah blah...and i blah blah...insert something funny thats an inside joke that one person gets..blah blah..if im not around...blah blah." not like "im toxic ....and your slippin under...(little frowny face) i miss you-some shitty name from the midwest like chad or cody or some shit." and then there are the people that just put a single line for their away message..that doesn't say like "hey im out blah blah blah heres a number if u wanna reach me" they say shit like "and it was called purple" then they do a bunch of shit to the font and background so they make it unique...but its not unique because EVERYONE FUCKING DOES THAT. granted sometimes its funny if u do that shit to make fun of the people that do that and sure u can say "people can do wat ever they want" and they can...but that means i can complain about it...so thats wat i just did. (sorry if i offended anyone) more tomorrow. LANG THANG
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Wat all the other teenagers are listening to
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10:26 am
[Link] | i never write in this
Current Mood:  amused
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11:21 pm
[Link] | My computer works and stuff. tonight was cool, me and katie babysat her little cousins, they were aight, a little roudy but not as bad as i was. i guess i havent updated in a long time so..it was me and katies 5 month a week ago and that was really cool. i definately think this is gonna last a looooonnnnnggggg time or "longtime" as katie would put it. im starting to get antsy for school actually, because well its my last year and all my classes kick ass. i have to start work at lewis again soon too, which sucks cause lewis sucks, but hey i guess its a job. im gonna apply at best buy again tonight i think. man, life aint that bad for t'mons anymore. im likin it. k well latro
P.S. - Nate...i will find u
Current Mood:  content
Current Music: Myself
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11:56 am
[Link] | I dropped in on the half pipe....and im bummed about nate....and..uh....tired....and...uh...people should call me if they want to hang out. k bye
Current Mood:  drained
Current Music: Nothin
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01:53 pm
[Link] | I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY. i was asleep until 1:46 today and my phone was off in my basement. im sorry x a million. i tried to call ur house and ur phone. k i love u bye.
Current Mood: worried
Current Music: nothing
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12:14 pm
[Link] | Me so tired, ima go to the library....if anyone wants to come they should call...im goin around 1230
Current Mood:  thirsty
Current Music: Gordon Lightfoot.....please jesus kill me
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03:57 pm
[Link] | Im chillin in a public library on the side of a mountain. i miss you
Current Mood:  lonely
Current Music: NOTHING
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09:00 am
[Link] | ....I love you
Bye Kiddo
Current Mood: mellow
Current Music: Nothin
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02:55 pm
[Link] | kt, im goin out of town until sunday morning with jeff to his lake cabin, sorry i couldn't get a hold of you before i left, but i just got invited 10 minutes ago and i have to leave now, love you bubba, expect a call from me on sunday. later kid.
Current Mood:  exhausted
Current Music: Nothin
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01:04 pm
[Link] | Hello all, wats goin down. i just realized i havent written in this in a long long time so i decided i would. i stayed up until 9 in the morning last night and then slept until 11. 2 hours, i have a feeling, isn't going to do me for the rest of the day. o well. yea i had a fight with my rents last night and my mom ripped my shirt and pulled my hair....i liked that shirt too. o well. ima go play some guitar, the interent is upstairs so if anyone wants to talk or chill i got some errands i could run....3353722 house, my cells upstairs recharging...have a time..woot
Current Mood:  geeky
Current Music: Lawn Mower
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10:18 am
[Link] | Hey, im kinda bored, iv gotta do some shite for my ma this mornin and then i can hang...gimme a call. later
Current Mood: restless
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11:29 pm
[Link] | man, i miss mr. nasty. he was a good friend, i think i brought kt and kylee down tonight, they were both bummin hardcore. i feel bad. alot. i should stop says katie, but i cant help it. i do. kbye
Current Mood: pessimistic
Current Music: strokes cd that kt left here
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